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These are some lies we made up about Hoonah.
A space alien from Saturn may frequently be made out walking a Bulldog at the stroke of midnight on a shadowy Hoonah street.
A space alien from deep space can be observed time and again sobbing up on the pinnacle of Neka Mountain.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has from time to time been distinguished drifting by on Humpback Creek late in the night.
William Shakespeare is occasionally distinguished next to the water at Burger Point struggling to seize something.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances staring through house windows in Hoonah late at night. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit undeniably is chilling; one that you wouldn't wish to run into at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Hoonah
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Ghost Sightings From Hoonah
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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