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These are some lies we made up about Homer.
The ghost of a delivery man can once in a while be witnessed down near the water at Coal Bay meditating. One of the people who live here determinedly alleges that this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Homer some time ago. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that is better not messed with.
A womanly body was witnessed in a Homer area store, striding the aisles. Frightened by the observers the ghost vanished into the night. Several of the locals assert this spirit could be a celebrated old days local of Homer.
The ghost of a guy grasping a sword appeared up on the top of Lookout Mountain calling out names of people. This precise spirit has been witnessed very frequently in this place. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Homer local person.
An alien explorer from outer space was noticed turning toward the observer in Archimandritof Shoals before dawn.
A space man from
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planet Neptune was distinguished at Beaver Creek at the stroke of midnight tossing stones into the water.
A space man from another planet was seen on a dark night gazing across Beaver Creek Flats.
The ghost of a female having a cross etched into her forehead has regularly been distinguished going out of control down near the water's edge
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at Shingle Beach.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her back is frequently spotted burrowing an opening late at night on a park bench in Homer.
A space invader has purportedly been observed on a handful of occasions strolling through a trailer in Homer.
A massive donkey can repeatedly be spotted drinking blood from a jar right by Alagnak Wild River.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be observed frequently riding on a camel in the middle of a highway in the neighborhood of Homer.
The Abominable Snowman has every so often been witnessed striding through a trailer next to Homer.
A space alien from the Moon is every so often witnessed at a coin operated phone in Homer talking on the telephone.
A gigantic shrew is rumored to have been seen on frequent instances wandering through a Homer neighborhood cemetery.
The ghost of a bound up female may sometimes be observed trying to find another ghost by the side of a secluded road outside Homer late at night. Many
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locals claim this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Homer some decades ago. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to bump into around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Homer
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Ghost Sightings From Homer
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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