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These are some lies we made up about Holy Cross.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft may frequently be seen reading a magazine up on Bonasila Dome.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can be observed often performing a piece of music on a piano in a Holy Cross trailer.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has sometimes been noticed in a Holy Cross school in the early morning hours marching the halls.
An alien from deep space is every so often observed in a house near Holy Cross.
A space invader has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions seeking a picture beside a parked vehicle in a Holy Cross parking lot late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Holy Cross
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Ghost Sightings From Holy Cross
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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