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These are some lies we made up about Haines.
A space invader from planet Jupiter materialized mailing a parcel at a Haines post office.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was witnessed at Haines Army Depot Water Supply Dam very late at night taking in the surroundings.
A huge jaguar was made out speaking into the night as if someone else was there.
A man's body with the head of a donkey has regularly been made out discussing into the thin air in the middle of Chilkat River. Whatever people say, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that is better not upset.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly distinguished gazing down into the water at Anchorage Point at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Haines
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Ghost Sightings From Haines
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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