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These are some lies we made up about Grayling.
The ghost of a farmer dressed in a hat has been said to have been seen on frequent occasions going through garbage cans on a Grayling road. Anyway, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan kid can regularly be spotted suspended in the air like a cloud in Grayling.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object may be spotted repeatedly looking at a guy snoozing on a mattress in a flat in Grayling.
An alien vacationer from outer space has once in a while been distinguished trying on a jacket in a Grayling house.
A space alien from planet Saturn is every so often perceived snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Grayling.
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Ghost Sightings From Grayling
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If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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