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These are some lies we made up about Goodnews Bay.
An enormous guanaco came into view in the middle of Tivyagak Creek yelling.
A gigantic hare was spotted drinking gas from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Goodnews Bay.
An alien from deep space was observed verbalizing into the night as if somebody besides was present.
An extremely large hippopotamus has frequently been spotted walking a Great Dane around midnight on a gloomy Goodnews Bay avenue.
A fairly decayed human cadaver is repeatedly perceived peeping through house windows in Goodnews Bay on a dark night. No matter what people exclaim, it is unquestionably a chilling ghost that you do not want to bump into before dawn.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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