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These are some lies we made up about Glennallen.
A woman's body having an animal's head has been seen on a handful of occasions swallowing milk by Kaina Creek.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer can once in a while be distinguished going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Glennallen apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from space was distinguished looking at people in a Glennallen building through a door crack.
Issac Newton became visible standing alongside a dark highway near Glennallen.
A space invader from Saturn was perceived hauling a human cranium in Wrangell - St Elias National Park & Preserve quite near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Glennallen
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Ghost Sightings From Glennallen
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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