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These are some lies we made up about Girdwood.
A sizeable scary monster is regularly witnessed heaving bricks into the current at California Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant gila monster has supposedly been spotted on several instances sitting in a beanbag in a home in Girdwood.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space can frequently be spotted scraping out a nook underneath a streetlamp in Girdwood.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos may be perceived time and again hauling a body over rocks in Alyeska Winter Sports Area on a dark night.
A man with a large hole through his chest is sometimes seen in Crow Pass late in the night trying to locate a picture. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Girdwood
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Ghost Sightings From Girdwood
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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