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These are some lies we made up about Gambell.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can now and then be seen staring in the center of Ikalooksik River. Some of those who live here say this spirit loves scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in Gambell.
Rapunzel has repeatedly been noticed up on Poovoot Range trying to snatch something.
A gargantuan doe is repeatedly seen flying over the Poovoot Range on a dark night.
A decapitated man can repeatedly be perceived hanging in the air like a blimp in Gambell. Anyhow, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you do not want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from another planet has from time to time been perceived staring at a lady snoozing in a bed in an apartment in Gambell.
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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