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These are some lies we made up about Galena.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter has been perceived on a few occasions at Hughes Bar before dawn gazing at the waves by the shore. Locals allege that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Galena in the past.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe can be distinguished frequently browsing through garbage container on a Galena road. One thing's for certain, it certainly is a frightening ghost that is better not disturbed.
The creepy ghost of a Viking has every now and then been noticed seeking something in Hatdolitna Canyon before dawn.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire is every now and then perceived by Atla Creek weeping. A local resident says that this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Galena many years ago.
An extremely large zebra has allegedly been witnessed on one or two instances on a Galena residential street late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Galena
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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