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These are some lies we made up about Gakona.
The ghost of a bum can be witnessed repeatedly staggering beside a secluded road near Gakona. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a youthful female drenched in blood has occasionally been spotted drifting by on Tanada Creek at the stroke of midnight. A local man argues that this spirit loves terrifying foolish people who come trying to find spirits in Gakona.
A space alien from another planet is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions taking a rest in an armchair in a building in the vicinity of Gakona.
A colossal skunk can occasionally be made out at night following a passing Nissan on a shadowy highway near Gakona.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer has repeatedly been made out mowing the lawn in the back garden of a building in Gakona.
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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