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These are some lies we made up about Fort Wainwright.
A gigantic jaguar is sometimes seen in a Fort Wainwright highschool after midnight walking the halls.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions very late at night floating down Bear Creek.
A huge dromedary may every now and then be noticed exploring French Gulch in detail late at night.
A Yeti was observed drinking paint down by the water at Liwa Lake.
A shining human body was distinguished smoking a cigar in Bentley Park very late at night. Additional sightings of this ghost have been reported. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to come across on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking man sporting a coat came into view under a frightening tall tree in McNair Woods reading a magazine. Several people in the vicinity have had similar experiences involving an almost identical ghost.
An martian tourist from outer space was distinguished on the
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peak of Approach Hill before dawn glancing at the sight.
A decapitated guy was noticed carrying a human skull in Gates Of The Arctic National Park & Preserve at the ranger station. This phantom is exceptionally active in this area; there have been a small number of additional sightings of this precise phantom.
The spirit of a dentist
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with a blood-splattered uniform has often been observed in a trailer in the neighborhood of Fort Wainwright. One thing is for certain, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A colossal seal is repeatedly witnessed trying to locate a shoe beside a parked VW in a Fort Wainwright parking lot at midnight.
An extremely large boar has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions in a Fort Wainwright area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
A big terrifying beast may often be observed attempting to say something late in the night by a vending machine in Fort Wainwright.
A colossal tiger may be noticed time and again resting at the dining table in a Fort Wainwright building struggling to grip something.
Napoleon Bonaparte has from time to time been noticed wandering through a mobile home in Fort Wainwright.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Wainwright
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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