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These are some lies we made up about False Pass.
Archimedes can occasionally be made out at False Pass Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the scenery.
A space alien from another planet was witnessed up on Sentinal Peak sipping motor oil.
A big chilling ghost appeared down by the water at Boulder Point smoking a cigar. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the air.
An alien was observed by Palisade Cliffs speaking into the thin air.
A giant alpaca materialized riding on a motorbike on a shady road near False Pass.
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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