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  I live in Fairbanks and I was fishing in the deep Blue Clear waters of Alaska when in the water I saw a memaid- well... A scary mermaid. She was looking up at me with her peeled pale skin her chewed off ear and her White zombie-like eyes.
I was in my boat and it was like 12:00 at night so I figured no wonder I saw something. This was the time when creepers creep. Her little Friend appeared on the other side of my boat in the water and she had half a tail and Black holes for eyes.
I could see her shaking inside the water with her mouth open screaming. I could hear a tiny streak of screaming
    so faint it sounded like a dog whistler. They Shook my boat so hard I fell out into the now Black water.

They swam after me but I swam to shore and I made it without getting killed by those evil
mermaids. And some of you people are thinking this is fake. There's no such thing as stupid mermaids. But believe me.
There is. I saw them with my.......... Own........... Two........... Eyes. Don't kid urself..
Submitted by Gary
       Categories: dogs, evil, fishing, eyes, boat



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