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These are some lies we made up about Fairbanks.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has occasionally been witnessed mailing a package at a Fairbanks post office.
An alien from deep space is every so often noticed gulping gasoline from a gas pump at a fuel station in Fairbanks.
An enormous steer has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions drifting down Ace Creek late in the night.
A huge hedgehog may every so often be noticed walking a Saint Bernard late in the night on a murky Fairbanks lane.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed grasping a skull in a boat on Ballaine Lake.
A Plateosaurus appeared shouting up on the highest spot of Gold Hill.
An martian tourist from another planet was witnessed peeping through residence windows in Fairbanks in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from the cosmos came into view watching movies in a Fairbanks living room around midnight.
A space man was perceived near the
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entrance to Gates Of The Arctic National Park & Preserve shining a light.
A gigantic iguana has regularly been distinguished going through garbage cans on a Fairbanks lane.
A very large wildcat is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions on a Fairbanks lane before dawn.
Alexander the Great can repeatedly be spotted
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floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Fairbanks.
A man without a head may be perceived over and over again looking at an old woman slumbering on a mattress in a trailer in Fairbanks. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to encounter at midnight.
A gigantic dormouse has every so often been seen in a convenience store in the Fairbanks area.
The spirit of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his left hand is every so often made out trying on a shirt in a Fairbanks house.
The spirit of a flight attendant has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Fairbanks.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief may every so often be spotted in a Fairbanks secondary school after midnight strolling the hallways. Whatever people say, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A minotaur has frequently been seen in an apartment close to
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Ghost Sightings From Fairbanks
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Ghost Sightings From Fairbanks
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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