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These are some lies we made up about Ester.
The spirit of a bound up guy has sometimes been witnessed throwing pieces of wood mid stream in Baldry Creek.
The phantom of a bum is once in a while witnessed peeking through trailer windows in Ester before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking woman covered in blood has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions watching television in an Ester living room at midnight. If you listen to what the residents say, this spirit enjoys scaring unwise folks who come trying to find spirits in Ester.
A space man from another solar system can from time to time be distinguished searching through garbage container on an Ester residential street.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest has repeatedly been seen at Gates Of The Arctic National Park & Preserve sipping orange juice.
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Ghost Sightings From Ester
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Ghost Sightings From Ester
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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