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These are some lies we made up about Emmonak.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head has allegedly been made out on a few instances in Kwikpakak Slough before dawn attempting to dump a body.
The armor of a medieval knight lacking a human inside may often be distinguished marching through an Emmonak neighborhood cemetery. One thing is for guaranteed, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.
An enormous koodoo may be observed very often chucking bricks by a deserted highway next to Emmonak very late at night.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag bound around her head is sometimes seen staying in a forsaken villa in Emmonak. Locals here who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who are fearless enough to interrupt the silence in Emmonak.
A semi transparent guy dressed as the captain of a vessel is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions standing by a secluded highway outside Emmonak.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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