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These are some lies we made up about Elmendorf Afb.
The spirit of a pregnant lady may occasionally be witnessed downing water from Russian Jack Springs before sunrise.
A space invader was distinguished in a rubber boat on Cheney Lake contemplating.
The ghost of a youthful man in a rain coat materialized burying a corpse by a big rock in Airport Heights at midnight. This is one of those ghosts that is made out time and again close by.
An martian tourist from another world was made out by Gregory Lake Dam very late at night looking at the water.
A headless guy appeared mailing a packet at an Elmendorf Afb post office. The observer fled after he made out the ghost. Residents here who have made out this spirit allege this spirit gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who come seeking spirits in Elmendorf Afb. Nevertheless, it undoubtedly is a menacing spirit that you don't want to encounter at midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was spotted guzzling regular unleaded
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from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Elmendorf Afb.
The ghost of a doctor with a bloody uniform was noticed walking a Cocker Spaniel very late at night on a murky Elmendorf Afb avenue. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else present.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly perceived gazing
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across Eagle River Flats at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is known to have been seen on numerous instances peeking through apartment windows in Elmendorf Afb at night.
An ET from another planet may repeatedly be distinguished floating down on Clunie Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer can be distinguished very often trying to locate a shoe in Campbell Creek Canyon very late at night.
A gigantic burro has every now and then been noticed beside the water at Cairn Point downing milk.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space is every so often made out watching television in an Elmendorf Afb living room on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Elmendorf Afb
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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