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These are some lies we made up about Elim.
An alien from planet Mars has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions pulling a dead body across the ground in Elim Indian Reservation around midnight.
The ghost of an adolescent girl can occasionally be seen at the stroke of midnight drifting down on Bear Creek. Regardless of what, this is a nasty phantom that should be let alone.
A shape with a skeleton face in shadowy robes was noticed relaxing at a coffee table in an Elim mobile home. Further people close at hand have had identical happenings with the same phantom.
A gargantuan mule came into sight in a wild place in close proximity to Elim.
A woman having a spear in her head was perceived trying to get cars to stop down a dark highway right next door to Elim. This is one of those spirits that is made out often in the vicinity. Local people who have spotted this ghost claim this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Elim local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Elim
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Ghost Sightings From Elim
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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