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These are some lies we made up about Ekwok.
The Gingerbread Man is every so often perceived by Kokwok River trying to grip something.
The phantom of a man dressed as a handy man has allegedly been noticed on many instances pondering at the entrance to Aniakchak National Monument & Preserve.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars can every so often be witnessed having a seat at the dining table in an Ekwok apartment redistributing orbs about.
The spirit of a gentleman having on a police force uniform has frequently been witnessed strolling through a mobile home in Ekwok. No matter what folks say, it's a chilling phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
The spirit of an elderly gentleman with a big gray mustache is frequently observed walking through a home near Ekwok. Loads of folks who live here argue this spirit is that of a local resident who had a house here in Ekwok a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Ekwok
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Ghost Sightings From Ekwok
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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