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These are some lies we made up about Eielson Afb.
A huge hare has purportedly been witnessed on several instances struggling to articulate something by French Creek.
An enormous hippopotamus may regularly be seen walking a Great Dane in the early morning hours on a dark Eielson Afb lane.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars may be witnessed very frequently staring through apartment windows in Eielson Afb before dawn.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot is occasionally spotted going through trash container on an Eielson Afb lane. One of the people who live here determinedly claims that this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a local person who used to live here in Eielson Afb. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A space alien from another galaxy may once in a while be spotted hanging in the air like a blimp in Eielson Afb.
The phantom of a strong lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe has repeatedly been distinguished looking menacing in
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Gates Of The Arctic National Park & Preserve by the park headquarters.
An extremely large cony is often seen in a store in the Eielson Afb area.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances trying on a hat in an Eielson Afb home.
A chilling skeleton may frequently
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be perceived creeping up from a manhole on an Eielson Afb residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise. Several of the locals claim this spirit is the undeparted spirit of a long dead Eielson Afb person who lived here.
Little Red Riding Hood has every so often been seen poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Eielson Afb.
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Ghost Sightings From Eielson Afb
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Ghost Sightings From Eielson Afb
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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