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These are some lies we made up about Egegik.
The ghost of a youthful lady clothed as a house keeper is frequently perceived at Swampy River in the early morning hours hurling stones into the current. Whichever way, it is certainly a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into around midnight.
A huge porpoise has supposedly been distinguished on numerous instances sobbing in Aniakchak National Monument & Preserve outside the park headquarters.
The ghost of a destitute guy may regularly be observed in an apartment in the vicinity of Egegik. If you listen to the locals, this phantom may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear resident of Egegik.
A chilling being may be observed often seeking a book beneath a parked Buick in an Egegik parking lot late at night. According to what the residents allege, this phantom is the struggling soul of a long dead Egegik resident. In any event, this is a bad ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to bump into.
The spirit of a steel-miner has once in a while been distinguished trying to verbalize something at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Egegik.
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Ghost Sightings From Egegik
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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