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These are some lies we made up about Eek.
The ghost of a flight attendant emerged at night looking at Warehouse Bluff. The ghost did not appear to be worried by the eye witnesses. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that should be kept away from.
A space man became visible before sunrise drifting down Kanagtatlek Creek.
An alien explorer from another galaxy was noticed snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Eek.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was noticed playing a piece of music on a guitar in an Eek building. The ghost nodded to the watcher.
A pitch black bat that transformed into a lady has frequently been distinguished in an Eek secondary school very late at night staggering the hallways.
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Ghost Sightings From Eek
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Ghost Sightings From Eek
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
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