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These are some lies we made up about Eagle River.
A large chilling dragon materialized wandering from apartment to apartment on a dark night on an Eagle River residential road.
The ghost of the driver of a train was distinguished drinking milk by Carol Creek. The watcher became frightened and ran off. A local person claims that this phantom loves scaring folks who are bold enough to interrupt the silence in Eagle River. Regardless of what, it is certainly a terrifying spirit that you would not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous gnu was perceived rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of an Eagle River residence at the stroke of midnight.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly observed staring down into the water at Goose Bay on a dark night.
A space man from planet Mars has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions staring at folks in an Eagle River home through a peephole.
An extremely large grizzly bear can often be distinguished on the
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summit of Mount Gordon Lyon late in the night watching the view.
A space man from outer space can be spotted over and over again crying in Alaska Railroad Power Reserve late at night.
An alien has occasionally been noticed trying to get cars to stop down a dark highway near Eagle River.
A lady with no head is every so often witnessed
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mailing a letter at an Eagle River post office. One of the folks who live here determinedly says that this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Eagle River.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions sipping unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Eagle River.
A massive hare can every so often be spotted flashing a kerosene lamp by the entrance to Chugach State Park.
The phantom of a young female with a cable around her neck is repeatedly made out walking a Rottweiler after midnight on a murky Eagle River residential street.
An ET from planet Neptune has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions in Denali National Park & Preserve quite near the ranger station terrifying folks.
A dinosaur may repeatedly be made out peeping through building windows in Eagle River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from deep space can be spotted time and again
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watching television in an Eagle River living room late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Eagle River
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Ghost Sightings From Eagle River
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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