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These are some lies we made up about Dutch Harbor.
An alien voyager from another galaxy is sometimes observed redistributing orbs about by East Channel.
An ET from another world may occasionally be perceived looking at the panorama at Dutch Harbor late at night.
A lady grasping her head beneath her arm has frequently been made out up on the summit of Mount Ballyhoo facing the viewer. Anyhow, it undeniably is a menacing spirit that should be left alone.
A very large moose is often witnessed at Agnes Beach going for a moonlight bath.
The ghost of a young-looking female sporting a bloody wedding dress has been noticed on many instances in Bailey Ledge before dawn howling at the viewer to disappear.
A huge gnu can repeatedly be perceived very late at night conducting a directed excursion of Ulakta Head to a crowd of phantoms.
A headless female may be noticed frequently next to the water at Captains Bay excavating a nook. In any case, this spirit sure is terrifying; one that is rather not disrupted.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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