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These are some lies we made up about Douglas.
A giant chamois may regularly be distinguished going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Douglas home after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune may be observed frequently having a seat at a coffee table in a Douglas home.
A lady's body with a raccoon's head has every so often been distinguished crying up on Mount Bradley. Residents argue that this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished days gone by dweller of Douglas.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is once in a while spotted flying across Evergreen Bowl on a dark night.
An Allosaurus has been made out on a handful of instances in Gull City at midnight attempting to touch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Douglas
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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