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These are some lies we made up about Dillingham.
An enormous rhinoceros has been witnessed on one or two instances hurling rocks into the water at Togiak River after midnight.
The ghost of a civil war fighter may every now and then be witnessed raking leaves in the yard of a house in Dillingham. Scores of residents say this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Dillingham resident.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was spotted by a lady hiking along a trail in the neighborhood of Dillingham.
A space invader from the cosmos showed up relaxing on a bench in a residence in Dillingham.
The ghost of a terribly scorched female was noticed demolishing a picture under a streetlight in Dillingham. The ghost talked about revenging an assassination. Locals declare that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while driving through Dillingham in the past. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Dillingham
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Ghost Sightings From Dillingham
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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