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These are some lies we made up about Denali National Park.
A space invader from planet Saturn has been perceived on many occasions pacing through a Denali National Park neighborhood graveyard.
A huge prairie dog may every so often be witnessed in Eighteen Gulch before sunrise piling boulders.
An ET from another planet was spotted drinking blood from a cup in Beauty Creek.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead showed up up on Iron Dome seeking a bag. The onlooker got scared and ran off.
An alien was distinguished gobbling a melon by a deserted road near Denali National Park around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Denali National Park
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Ghost Sightings From Denali National Park
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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