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A gigantic cow is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances throwing rocks into the water at Clearwater Creek at night.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship can often be distinguished smoking a cigar on the water's edge of Clearwater Lake.
A space alien from the Moon may be spotted often becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
A decapitated woman has once in a while been spotted after midnight following a passing pickup on a shadowy highway near Delta Junction.
Genghis Khan has purportedly been observed on many instances cutting grass in the side garden of a house in Delta Junction.
An extraterrestrial from deep space can every now and then be spotted by a person camping at a campground near Delta Junction.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has often been noticed seated on a sofa in a trailer in Delta Junction.
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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