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These are some lies we made up about Deering.
A space invader from planet Venus showed up pulling a body from the ice cold water of June Creek after midnight.
A space invader from another solar system was seen in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out Snow Gulch in detail.
A woman having the head of a leprechaun was made out in a flat in Deering. Several stories of this spirit have been reported. According to the folks who live here, this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Deering. In any case, it is certainly a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been witnessed in a Deering residence.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head absent is repeatedly perceived wandering down a deserted highway in the vicinity of Deering. If you listen to what the locals assert, this spirit can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Deering before the present.
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When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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