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The martian commander of a flying saucer is rumored to have been spotted on many instances dragging a dead body from the cold water of Central Creek before dawn.
A military uniform wandering about with no body in it may regularly be observed wandering by a deserted highway near Crooked Creek. Anyway, this phantom undeniably is scary; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gigantic ram may be perceived time and again relaxing in a beanbag in a building next to Crooked Creek.
A gigantic raccoon has occasionally been witnessed after midnight running after a passing Chrysler on a murky highway right next door to Crooked Creek.
A medusa is from time to time made out in the rear seat of a car by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Crooked Creek
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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