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These are some lies we made up about Craig.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can frequently be witnessed moving orbs about by Crab Creek.
A guy lacking a head may be made out repeatedly enjoying the panorama at Craig Water Supply Dam before sunrise.
The spirit of an old prospector with a large mustache and an eye patch has now and then been witnessed by Canoe Pass facing the bystander. If you listen to the locals, this spirit enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who are brave enough to upset the peace in Craig. No matter what, it's a scary phantom that is preferably not upset.
The ghost of an elderly female carrying a pistol is now and then observed staring furiously at the onlooker in Alberto Reef in the early morning hours before sunrise. According to what the locals claim, this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Craig a long time ago.
A massive crocodile has supposedly been made out on one or two instances glancing at the sight from the highest spot of Sunny Hay Mountain late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Craig
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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