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These are some lies we made up about Copper Center.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been distinguished mounted on a low rider on a shady highway near Copper Center.
A gargantuan hog is often noticed right by the entrance to Wrangell - St Elias National Park & Preserve munching on a sandwich.
An martian tourist from another planet has been said to have been spotted on a small number of occasions in a trailer in Copper Center.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may regularly be made out smoking a pipe in the middle of Klawasi River.
An enormous dog can be seen often in a Copper Center home.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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