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These are some lies we made up about Cold Bay.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may be seen frequently in Izembek National Wildlife Refuge at night concealing a cadaver by a big rock.
A huge bat is every so often witnessed struggling to state something near the waterfront at Simeon Lake.
A headless gentleman has supposedly been seen on many instances viewing the scenery from the pinnacle of Mount Simeon after midnight. It's been argued that this specific spirit may be a celebrated old days resident of Cold Bay.
A large bloodcurdling dragon may from time to time be made out at Delta Point on a dark night looking down into the water.
The phantom of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform was noticed walking through an apartment in the neighborhood of Cold Bay. The appearance of the eye witness scared the phantom who then vanished. According to the people who live here, this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a person who used to live here in Cold Bay.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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