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The ghost of a train driver has been witnessed on frequent instances relaxing in an armchair in a residence in Coffman Cove. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that should be let alone.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy was perceived speaking into the thin air by a lamppost in Coffman Cove.
A huge iguana materialized searching through a closet in the bedroom of a Coffman Cove building late in the night.
The ghost of a seriously mangled hunter hauling a dead moose was observed on the shore of Carlanna Lake looking for a woman. The watcher panicked and ran off.
An ET from Saturn became visible in Carlanna in the early morning hours crying.
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Ghost Sightings From Coffman Cove
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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