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These are some lies we made up about Clear.
A very large camel is known to have been spotted on a few occasions by Tatlanika Creek rearranging orbs around.
The phantom of a man clutching a bloody axe has repeatedly been perceived being carried by a camel down a road in the vicinity of Clear. It's been declared that this exact spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while passing through Clear many years ago.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is regularly spotted in a phone booth in Clear using the phone.
A huge hamster has been made out on many instances strolling through a Clear area burial ground.
A Pterodactyl can be spotted repeatedly tossing pebbles by Gates Of The Arctic National Park & Preserve.
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Ghost Sightings From Clear
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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