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These are some lies we made up about Clam Gulch.
Plato is often seen in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Clam Gulch.
The spirit of an aircraft pilot is known to have been observed on numerous instances at night studying Clam Gulch in detail. In any case, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extremely large leopard can repeatedly be distinguished at Corea Creek late in the night throwing pieces of wood into the flowing water.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can be spotted repeatedly destroying a shoe by Alagnak Wild River.
The chilling phantom of a conquistador has occasionally been distinguished trying to locate an object beneath a parked Nissan in a Clam Gulch parking lot at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Clam Gulch
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Ghost Sightings From Clam Gulch
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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