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These are some lies we made up about Chugiak.
The ghost of a strapped up lady has often been made out on the water's edge of Mirror Lake trying to find a picture. One of the local residents confidently says that this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying folks who dare to disrupt the calm in Chugiak. No matter what folks verbalize, this is a nasty ghost that is better not interrupted.
A woman holding her head beside her arm is repeatedly made out consuming a burger down beside the water at Goose Bay.
A huge panda has been spotted on frequent occasions smoking a cigar up on the apex of Mount Magnificent.
A colossal zebra can often be spotted floating in the air like a helium balloon in Chugiak.
The ghost of a man having half his head lost may be perceived frequently in a clothing store in the Chugiak area.
A decapitated lady has every so often been spotted trying on a shirt in a Chugiak trailer.
The phantom of a teen girl is occasionally distinguished at night drifting down Carol
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Creek. One thing's for guaranteed, it is certainly a chilling spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into late at night.
The ghost of a female with half her head gone may occasionally be made out ascending out of a storm drain on a Chugiak street at night. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost can be the soul of a local resident
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who passed away here in Chugiak some decades ago.
A shape with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes was perceived in Beach Lake Park late at night flashing a lantern. The phantom didn't care that there was someone else near.
A very large cow was witnessed nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Chugiak.
A wandering ghost appeared in a Chugiak school after midnight pacing the corridors. When the viewer came into sight the spirit ran away.
An ET from another planet was distinguished crying out names of people in Chugach National Forest by the park headquarters.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed facing the witness in Denali National Park & Preserve quite near the ranger station.
A space invader from Venus has regularly been witnessed in a mirror in a Chugiak trailer; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Chugiak
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Ghost Sightings From Chugiak
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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