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These are some lies we made up about Chitina.
A gargantuan camel may repeatedly be perceived in the center of Amy Creek staring furiously at the bystander.
The ghost of a guy holding a sword can be spotted repeatedly in Dixie Pass before sunrise going mad. A local man alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Chitina before the present. In any event, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that should be avoided.
A space man from the Moon is every so often distinguished on the pinnacle of Granite Peak before dawn glancing at the view.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her mouth has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions watching TV in a Chitina living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan cat can every so often be noticed rummaging around in trash cans on a Chitina avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Chitina
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Ghost Sightings From Chitina
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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