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These are some lies we made up about Chignik Lake.
An extremely large elephant was spotted hurling rocks into the flowing water at Clark River before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has regularly been noticed in a home in the neighborhood of Chignik Lake.
Count Dracula is regularly witnessed in a Chignik Lake area supermarket, marching the aisles.
A space alien from the cosmos is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions smoking a cigar after midnight on a lawn in Chignik Lake.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft may regularly be seen having a seat at the dining table in a Chignik Lake building articulating into the thin air.
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Ghost Sightings From Chignik Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Chignik Lake
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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