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These are some lies we made up about Chignik Lagoon.
A big scary beast materialized at Ross Cove before dawn looking down into the water.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy was made out flashing a lantern at Alaska Packers Association Chignik Dam at midnight.
A man with a machete in his head has repeatedly been distinguished guzzling fuel from a pump at a gasoline station in Chignik Lagoon.
A gargantuan tiger is frequently spotted on the highest spot of Ship Mountain on a dark night examining the scenery.
A gentleman's body having the head of a raccoon has been made out on a small number of instances walking a Collie at the stroke of midnight on a shadowy Chignik Lagoon lane. Residents argue that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Chignik Lagoon resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Chignik Lagoon
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Ghost Sightings From Chignik Lagoon
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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