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These are some lies we made up about Chignik.
Frankenstein's Monster has once in a while been observed looking at the vista at Alaska Packers Association Chignik Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances down by the water at Anchorage Bay reading a book.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft was witnessed seeking a man in Chignik Spit around midnight.
A very large basilisk appeared up on the pinnacle of Chignik Mountain crying.
A lady with a green face was made out giving a piloted outing of Chignik Head to a troop of ghosts at midnight. This is one of those spirits that is observed over and over again close by. One thing is for sure, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Chignik
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Ghost Sightings From Chignik
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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