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These are some lies we made up about Chicken.
A massive oryx has repeatedly been spotted by Taylor Creek reading a tabloid.
A guy having a sword in his head is frequently perceived relaxing at a table in a Chicken apartment seeking another ghost.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions marching through a home in Chicken.
A man's body with the head of a sheep may be observed very often being carried by a horse down a highway near Chicken.
An Iguanodon has every so often been seen strolling through a building near Chicken.
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Ghost Sightings From Chicken
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Ghost Sightings From Chicken
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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