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These are some lies we made up about Chevak.
A lady ablaze, holding a kerosene tank may every so often be witnessed rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Chevak apartment late at night. Regardless of what, it's a frightening phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
A gigantic lamb has frequently been witnessed looking at folks in a Chevak house through a peephole.
An extraterrestrial is repeatedly witnessed in a secluded place near Chevak.
The phantom of a farmer dressed in a farmer hat is rumored to have been noticed on several instances waving to cars beside a gloomy highway next to Chevak.
The ghost of a young air force pilot can often be perceived sending a container at a Chevak post office. A lot of local residents allege this phantom is perhaps the undead phantom of a local resident who used to live here in Chevak.
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Ghost Sightings From Chevak
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Ghost Sightings From Chevak
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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