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These are some lies we made up about Chefornak.
A huge cony has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions flinging pebbles into the water at Keguk River in the early morning hours.
An extremely large koodoo can regularly be spotted gazing angrily at the witness up on Cheeching Mountain.
Henry VIII may be witnessed frequently taking a rest on the floor in a building in Chefornak.
A space invader from another world has from time to time been seen burrowing an opening beside a lamppost in Chefornak.
A guy having the head of a devil has been made out on frequent instances marching from house to house around midnight on a Chefornak avenue. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Chefornak
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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