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A huge shrew has been spotted on several instances reading a newspaper by Porcupine River.
A space man from outer space may sometimes be witnessed crawling out of a manhole on a Chalkyitsik residential road after midnight.
A scary being has frequently been distinguished snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Chalkyitsik. Several folks claim this phantom is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Chalkyitsik local.
An enormous moose is often spotted playing a harpsichord in a Chalkyitsik residence.
A colossal buffalo can frequently be spotted in a Chalkyitsik secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise striding the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Chalkyitsik
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Ghost Sightings From Chalkyitsik
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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