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These are some lies we made up about Central.
A space alien from the Moon can be witnessed time and again in a house close to Central.
A youthful girl having on a bloody dress has now and then been spotted before sunrise drifting along Clums Fork. Some of those who live here claim this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Central long ago.
A colossal bull is sometimes observed searching for a photo beneath a parked Dodge in a Central parking lot around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions in a Central area store, staggering the aisles.
Ludwig van Beethoven may now and then be perceived discussing into the air before dawn by a mailbox in Central.
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Ghost Sightings From Central
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Ghost Sightings From Central
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
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