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These are some lies we made up about Cantwell.
A massive bighorn showed up in a Cantwell secondary school at midnight pacing the hallways.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a hat was distinguished looking wrathfully at the watcher by Bruskasna Creek. When the ghost was witnessed it disappeared into the thin air. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that any rational person would not want to run into.
A space invader from another planet was observed late in the night hovering over the Reindeer Hills.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship is regularly witnessed on the summit of Panorama Mountain at night examining the surroundings.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot can regularly be seen in a mirror in a Cantwell house; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror. A resident declares that this phantom is the tormented spirit of a long departed Cantwell local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Cantwell
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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