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A space man from deep space has been said to have been observed on several occasions pulling a dead body from the freezing water of West Fork Buckland River at the stroke of midnight.
A fairly rotten human cadaver can every so often be perceived in a supermarket in the Buckland area. Residents argue that this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Buckland. Nonetheless, this is an antagonistic ghost that you wouldn't want to come across at midnight.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship was seen trying on a jacket in a Buckland residence.
A space man from planet Pluto emerged scrambling out from a manhole on a Buckland street after midnight.
A large chilling beast was spotted poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Buckland.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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