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These are some lies we made up about Big Lake.
Vasco da Gama is frequently made out poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Big Lake.
A massive leopard has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances in a Big Lake highschool around midnight marching the corridors.
An ET from the cosmos can regularly be witnessed by Cottonwood Slough munching on a fish.
An ET may be spotted very frequently in a mirror in a Big Lake mobile home; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
A medieval knight's armor with no human being inside is occasionally spotted in a wooden boat on Wasilla Lake smoking a cigar. If you talk to the residents, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Big Lake.
An alien tourist from the cosmos is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances articulating into the night in the middle of Coal Creek.
The Abominable Snowman can once in a while be witnessed in a house right next door to Big Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Big Lake
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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