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The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer is often witnessed on a Bettles Field residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A sphinx has been seen on several occasions drifting along Jane Creek before dawn.
A guy with the head of a devil may be noticed over and over again late in the night ascending out of Goose Slough covered in filth. People who have distinguished this phantom allege this phantom can be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Bettles Field in the past.
A giant argali has every now and then been distinguished hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Bettles Field.
An martian traveler from outer space is once in a while distinguished staring at a guy snoozing in an armchair in a mobile home in Bettles Field.
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Ghost Sightings From Bettles Field
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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